DigitalPh33r, also known as JonCJG, is the creator of the Youtube series "Master Chief Sucks at Halo," the predecessor of all following videos including Master Chief Sucks at Ordering. He created the first video in the summer of 2007, followed by two sequels. His most well know series of videos is "Arby 'n' the Chief," a Master Chief Sucks at Halo spinoff series starring action figures of Master Chief and the Arbiter. He also creates several other machinima video series, such as "Deus Ex Machina" and "Hard Justice," and information about each series can be found on his blog. His original videos can be found on his Youtube profile, and all subseqeunt videos including Arby 'n' the Chief can be found on's profile.


  • Master Chief Sucks at Halo/Arby 'n' the Chief (2007-2009)
  • Deus Ex Machina (2007-2008)
  • Hard Justice (2008-2009)
  • It's a Wonderful Live (2008)
  • One Life Remaining (2009)
Master Chief Sucks at Ordering
Season 1MinisodesSeason 2Meet the AncientsSeason 3
Main characters
Master ChiefThe KingThe ArbiterCortanaRonald McDonaldCATSHillary Clinton
Recurring characters
Jack ThompsonAvery JohnsonTom CruiseThe Angry Video Game NerdChris HansenBarack Obama343 Guilty SparkL. Ron HubbardChad WardenBill GatesReggie Fils-AimeOprah WinfreyJoe BidenSteve JobsThe Voice
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