October 26, 2007
Run time
Guest starring
Talkany Strong Man as Ridley
Talkany Fly as Ganondorf
LH Michelle as Samus Aran
CD-i King as Link
CD-i Mario as himself
Mama Luigi as himself

"Master Chief Sucks at Ordering Finales" is the third episode of season 1.


Master Chief flees from CATS, who recruits several villains, including Ridley and Ganondorf. Master Chief asks for a Brawl demo on GameFAQs before recruiting his own heroes: Mario, Luigi, Link, and Samus Aran. After a montage, the two sides go to battle. Link stabs Ganondorf to death and Samus knocks Ridley off a cliff. Master Chief confronts CATS, who shoots and kills Masahiro Sakurai, the creator of Super Smash Bros. Master Chief notices CATS is just a image and throws his file in Windows XP's recycle bin. The heroes then decide to go to McDonalds for a victory meal.


Master Chief Sucks at Ordering Finales

Master Chief Sucks at Ordering Finales



  • At the beginning of the episode, Cortana's voice is heard. This is an out of continuity scene and is not meant to be the real character Cortana.

Production notes

  • This episode was meant to be the final episode, but this was later retconned to be the midseason finale.
  • The first episode to have a trailer.

Cultural references

  • Master Chief asks if Super Smash Bros. Brawl will have a demo on gaming website GameFAQs's forums. The topic used in the episode and its responses were legitimate.

Episode references