Meet the Ancients is a spinoff of Master Chief Sucks at Ordering released between season 2 and season 3. They began on June 26, 2009 and concluded on August 7, 2009. There were a total of 4 episodes.


# Title Airdate
1 "Meet the Ancients Episode 1: Oprah Winfrey" June 26, 2009
Ronald McDonald recruits Oprah Winfrey to join the Ancients.
2 "Meet the Ancients Episode 2: Steve Jobs" July 10, 2009
Ronald invites Steve Jobs to join him.
3 "Meet the Ancients Episode 3: Bill Gates" July 24, 2009
Ronald recruits Bill Gates to help his cause.
4 "Meet the Ancients Episode 4: Reggie Fils-Aime" August 7, 2009
Ronald convinces Reggie Fils-Aime to join his group. The Ancients then time travel to the Ark.


After the conclusion of season 2, UltraHyperShadow initially stated that no bridge series, like the minisodes, would be produced between seasons 2 and 3. Meet the Ancients ended up being a last-minute creation. Meet the Ancients' focus is on comedy and inane humor, not story (unlike the minisodes), and it was UltraHyperShadow's intention that viewers would not need to watch Meet the Ancients to understand the plotline of season 3. For this reason, Meet the Ancients is a prequel to the rest of the series. Like the minisodes, each episode of Meet the Ancients is only two to three minutes long. The working title was "Master Chief Meets the Ancients," a reference to the episode "Master Chief Meets the Network," but because Master Chief is not actually in any of the Meet the Ancients episodes (a first for the series), the series was renamed. One misconception is the idea that the series was supposed to be a parody of Team Fortress 2's "Meet the Team" videos, but this was never intended.

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