Meet the Ancients
August 7, 2009
Run time
Guest starring
AT&T Mike as Reggie Fils-Aime
Talkany Mellow as Journalist
AT&T Rich as the King

"Meet the Ancients Episode 4: Reggie Fils-Aime" is the fourth episode of Meet the Ancients.


Reggie Fils-Aime, president of Nintendo, appears at a gaming conference. For the company's casual fans, he announces "Jonas Brothers: The Video Game." He also announces, for the hardcore fans, "Super Smash Bros. Hardcore," in which Mario's fireballs burn enemies alive, Link's sword slices draw blood, and Samus is completely naked. Reggie then kicks out a reporter for mispronouncing his last name ("Fills-Uhmay" instead of "Fees-Uhmay"). Ronald McDonald then appears and invites Reggie to help destroy the Ark. Ronald then gathers the Ancients to prepare to time travel, noting the results of its destruction could be unpredictable. He then mispronounces Reggie's name as they time travel, and a card notes the story will continue in season 3.

44 BC (As revealed in "Master Chief Meets Guilty Spark")
After the credits, Ronald appears back in time after destroying the Ark. He encounters the King, who threatens to make Ronald his bitch.


Meet the Ancients Episode 4 Reggie Fils-Aime

Meet the Ancients Episode 4 Reggie Fils-Aime



Production notes

Bloopers and continuity errors

  • A blooper says the events take place at E3 2010, but they really take place in 2009.

Episode references