Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin
Portrayed by
AT&T Lauren
Episode count
Sarah Palin
Governor, pawn of the Network
Cause of death
Killed by the Network
(None; killed offscreen)

Sarah Palin (February 11, 1964 - November 4, 2008) is a minor character in the series.


Sarah Palin is John McCain's running mate and Joe Biden's archenemy; she had a duel with Biden while McCain and Obama fought. ("Master Chief Sucks at Voting") Palin was a pawn of the Network meant to win the election; when she failed, she was executed. Her death was not shown onscreen and was mentioned in a blog post.

The Network
Former members
The Arbiter
Deceased members
The KingCortanaJack ThompsonTom CruiseCATSThe Angry Video Game NerdChris HansenBarack ObamaL. Ron HubbardChad WardenJoe Biden
Associated characters and places
The AncientsHillary ClintonJohn McCainSarah PalinThe Ark
Characters in Master Chief Sucks at Ordering
Master ChiefThe KingThe ArbiterCortanaRonald McDonaldCATSHillary Clinton
Jack ThompsonAvery JohnsonTom CruiseThe Angry Video Game NerdChris HansenBarack Obama343 Guilty SparkL. Ron HubbardChad WardenBill GatesReggie Fils-AimeOprah WinfreyJoe BidenSteve JobsThe Voice
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