Season 1 of Master Chief Sucks at Ordering began on October 3, 2007 and concluded on May 23, 2008 with a two-part episode. The season contained 10 episodes.


# Title Airdate
1 "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering McDonalds" October 3, 2007
Master Chief educates viewers about ordering fast food from McDonalds. After the credits, CATS reveals his intention to cancel Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
2 "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering at Restaurants" October 17, 2007
Master Chief teaches viewers about ordering food from traditional sit-down restaurants. CATS appears and informs Master Chief that he has delayed Brawl.
3 "Master Chief Sucks at Ordering Finales" October 26, 2007
Master Chief recruits several heroes, including Mario, Luigi, Link, and Samus, to fight CATS. Master Chief is seemingly successful at destroying his enemy.
4 "Master Chief vs Jack Thompson" December 7, 2007
Master Chief fights Jack Thompson, who intends to ban Halo 3. After a pitched battle, Thompson appears to be killed.
5 "Master Chief vs Scientology" April 11, 2008
Master Chief and the Arbiter team up with Anonymous to take down L. Ron Hubbard, leader of Scientology. After Xenu is resurrected and ultimately killed, Hubbard is defeated.
6 "Master Chief Sucks at Online Dating" April 25, 2008
Master Chief intructs viewers on how to use online dating sites.
7 "Master Chief Sucks at Making Videos" May 9, 2008
Having received many requests on how he makes his videos, Master Chief tells viewers about how to use Movie Maker to create videos. Master Chief is confronted by CATS and Hubbard, who tell him they have a secret leader.
8 "Master Chief Sucks at Remakes" May 19, 2008
In a remake of the first episode, Master Chief educates viewers about ordering fast food from McDonalds.
9 "Master Chief: The Finale (Part 1)" May 23, 2008
In part 1 of the season finale, Master Chief takes on Jack Thompson while the Arbiter fights Hubbard. Mario, Link, and Samus distract CATS.
10 "Master Chief: The Finale (Part 2)" May 23, 2008
In part 2 of the season finale, Master Chief has a climactic duel with CATS, which ends when his true leader, the King, appears. The King kills CATS and captures Master Chief.


Master Chief Sucks at Ordering was originally conceived as a trilogy; this can be seen in the video descriptions of the first three episodes. Three standalone sequels were produced; it was not until "Master Chief Sucks at Making Videos" that all the episode plotlines were merged into one series. At this point, the first ten episodes were officially declared season 1, and that a second and third season would be produced. The plotline was never intended to make sense; the idea of a "Cerebus retcon," or more dramatic explanation for comedic events earlier in the series, formed the backbone of season 2. Season 1 has lower production values than the rest of the series. This is evidenced by the usage of Windows Movie Maker, low quality recorded sound, and still images for fight scenes.

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Master ChiefThe KingThe ArbiterCortanaRonald McDonaldCATSHillary Clinton
Recurring characters
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